Clay Jones for April 22, 2018

Thanks, Clay. Now we really know why he throws out the speeches he’s supposed to read.

The Orange Orangutan can’t handle over 280 characters at a time! Covfefe!!

This is why Melania went to the funeral.

Barbara Bush hated Trump and forbid him to come to her funeral.

Trump pal Roger Stone calls Barbara Bush a ‘vindictive drunk,’ loses GOP speaking gig.

Family values republicans can’t even stand each other.

Mr. tuff guy Trump only speaks at friendly trumper rallies and in front of the military. Trump needs the adoration of the trumpers. Military crowds are under orders to maintain control. Even Trump’s thick orange spray tan can’t hide his thin skin.

@CLAYJONES….. You get a tie first place prize with mr. Danziger today. Way way way too funny!!! Thanks!

Clay, you and Mr. Danzinger win the internet today.