Clay Jones for April 18, 2018

So, WHERE is his size 5XXXXXL Fat Fake Flight Suit with the padded crotch?

No fair. Betsy De Vos helped him with the spelling.

Sean Hannity of State TV must of helped Trump with the spelling.

No sinking battleship with rusted fighter jets. 2/10 would not recommend.

Keep the banner, you can bring it out once a year when Assad gasses his people, and you pretend to bomb his country (after Putin lets you know where to “attack”) Then you can claim Mission Accomplished again (Three years in a row! No other president ever did THAT!) and your base will lick it up because Winning!

Comey little bit closer you’re my kind of man so big and so strong.

No harm, no foul, and no one was hurt in those bombing raids because Trump warned Putin in advance so that the site could be evacuated and all of those harmful chemicals were transported to other sites. Trump manages to keep his BFF by warning him of incoming missiles but,also, Trump has managed to squash sanctions against Russia one more time. …..all together now ……one more time. Speaking of higher loyalties….. I think we know that Trump’s higher loyalties are now and always will be with his BFF and Idol.

And the evangelicals see the word “mission” and say, “He’s one of us.”