He picks up a pedestrian and bites his head off, then spits it out. “Too salty.”
The next head he bites off also gets spit back out. “Too gamey.”
He does this ten more times as his wife looks on. Always there is some reason to not eat then.
Then Godzilla sees a bookkeeping firm ahead and rushes over and tears into the building. At each desk where he sees a CPA title, he quickly gobbles down the person sitting there to the accompaniment of sounds of scrumptious delight.
Mrs. Godzilla, perplexed, asks why he isn’t first taking a sample.
“My dear, I thought you knew,” he says between bites. “There’s no tasting for good accountants.”
Vilyehm about 6 years ago
So Godzilla get hungry.
He picks up a pedestrian and bites his head off, then spits it out. “Too salty.”
The next head he bites off also gets spit back out. “Too gamey.”He does this ten more times as his wife looks on. Always there is some reason to not eat then.
Then Godzilla sees a bookkeeping firm ahead and rushes over and tears into the building. At each desk where he sees a CPA title, he quickly gobbles down the person sitting there to the accompaniment of sounds of scrumptious delight.
Mrs. Godzilla, perplexed, asks why he isn’t first taking a sample.
“My dear, I thought you knew,” he says between bites. “There’s no tasting for good accountants.”
~~~All my own work.
Stevefk about 6 years ago
Talk about crashing a town.
CeeJay about 6 years ago
GODZILLA RULES !!!
DanFlak about 6 years ago
I loved Godzilla movies as a child. The actor utters 25 syllables with his lips and the words, “Behold, Godzilla” are dubbed in.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 6 years ago
Godzilla and Goddesszilla?