(Tune of Jingle bells)
Christmas bills
Christmas bills
piled on the floor
everyday the mailman comes to bring a dozen more, hey!
Christmas bills
Christmas bills
How the stores will swear, when they soon discover that my bank account is bare
Dashing off the checks,
all in great amounts
mailing them today
knowing they will bounce
bill collectors come
notify my boss
now they take my salary
my lifes a total loss
OOohhhhhh Christmas Bills
Christmas Bills
no christmas for me this year , no job and no unemployment benefit thanks mr.harper your the best scrooge ever and yes as the cartoon shows the bills keep coming :(
comicgos over 13 years ago
I feel ya Fang!
Llewellenbruce over 13 years ago
No presents again this year for you Fang.
jump4joy over 13 years ago
Too bad. For a second there I thought he was getting a bunch of Christmas cards.
cleokaya over 13 years ago
Ah…Eno and his acquaintance Bill Pastdoo.
MisngNOLA over 13 years ago
ladyfinger, I wish that’s when mine would show up. They invariably show up just in time to curtail any thoughts of really nice gifts.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
No Christmas cards for Eno or Fang.
gjsjr41 over 13 years ago
Bill Pasdoo? He visits me every month. lol
Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago
EVERYwhere you goooo…………
ilsapadu over 13 years ago
(Tune of Jingle bells) Christmas bills Christmas bills piled on the floor everyday the mailman comes to bring a dozen more, hey! Christmas bills Christmas bills How the stores will swear, when they soon discover that my bank account is bare Dashing off the checks, all in great amounts mailing them today knowing they will bounce bill collectors come notify my boss now they take my salary my lifes a total loss OOohhhhhh Christmas Bills Christmas Bills
Mad magazine flashback
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Several bills… Several bills… It’s Christmas time…
MisngNOLA over 13 years ago
Clark, apparently you don’t have utility bills or housing payments to make?
pierreandnicole over 13 years ago
Take your cup and stand outside the Queens Midtown Tunnel…good way to pick up some dough to pay off those bills…and make some new friends?????
nuck1 over 13 years ago
no christmas for me this year , no job and no unemployment benefit thanks mr.harper your the best scrooge ever and yes as the cartoon shows the bills keep coming :(