WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for April 18, 2018

Clearly, he doesn’t understand the gravity of his situation.

C’mon Doc! Have you ever tried sleeping with a planetary body revolving around your head?

Speak Your Tidal Forces!

I want one!

Too much Orbit chewing gum?

Is this one of those people who thinks he’s the centre of the universe?

On the other hand, it’s gonna hurt like hell when it strikes down in 8.3 billion years.

Terry Pratchett discussed this disease in his Discworld books…. big egos were involved.

He might be the Emperor of Dragaera. What House is he from?

That’s not a moon! It’s a ship! The Death Star!

We already have two orbits in our heads.

Yo daddy’s head is so fat it’s got its own moon. Yo daddy’s head is so fat that when he walks outside people think it’s an eclipse. (I suppose that could be true in this situation, depending on your viewing angle.)

Hmm, so then are his toilet machinations dictated by the tides?

Reminds me of Halo from “Grrl Power.”

That’s no moon…

“That’s no moon!”