Lucy would be a great target! She’d remind him of his daughter AND be bound by doctor/patient confidentiality. Of course, he, or one of his companies, would go bankrupt before she got her nickel.
Correction; she’d be bound by attorney/client privilege. (I was still thinking of her as a psychiatrist. Lucy Van Pelt as an attorney is too terrifying to contemplate.)
Daeder about 6 years ago
Lucy would never work for that blockhead!
Dtroutma about 6 years ago
She has ethics.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 6 years ago
Lucy also knows she wouldn’t get paid.
shakeswilly about 6 years ago
Lucy is acting like Melania
Ontman about 6 years ago
She should hold the football though.
Masterskrain Premium Member about 6 years ago
Is Lionel Hutz available??
Ally2005 about 6 years ago
Lucy has “conflicts of interest”. She’s part of Jared’s legal team. Plus Trump wouldn’t pay the 5 cents up front.
fritzoid Premium Member about 6 years ago
If she would just but her psychiatry shingle back up, I’d foot the nickel. God knows that’s what Trump REALLY needs.
Radish the wordsmith about 6 years ago
Insane liar Trump is too obscene for family oriented comics.
Mr. Blawt about 6 years ago
He gets the best lawyers – the ones who tell him lies and pay off his hush money for him.
Sadandconfused9 about 6 years ago
Oooooohhhh, Mr. Jones!!! I added this one to my favorites! Very, very well done!! Thanks for the chuckles!!!
Bookworm about 6 years ago
Lucy would be a great target! She’d remind him of his daughter AND be bound by doctor/patient confidentiality. Of course, he, or one of his companies, would go bankrupt before she got her nickel.
Bookworm about 6 years ago
Correction; she’d be bound by attorney/client privilege. (I was still thinking of her as a psychiatrist. Lucy Van Pelt as an attorney is too terrifying to contemplate.)
d_legendary1 about 6 years ago
Okay this made me chuckle.