Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 05, 2018

Strange, I seem to remember the first time this arc ran, Marigold believed common orns were of inferior beauty.

hmm

Well since no one else is going to do this to Marigold: NEEERRRRRRD!!!!

Listening to all those orns could make one quite .. ornery.

Sometimes I wonder if the whole common orn/unique orn business is a deliberately-contrived (with Clip Clop’s help) unicorn lesson aimed at Phoebe, to teach her—a young mortal—humility, for daring to question a unicorn’s knowledge of ancient wisdom. (The first time Marigold mentioned unique orns to Phoebe, not long after they’d met, Phoebe thought Marigold was making it up [I think she’d asked Marigold what “unicorn” really meant, or maybe what a unicorn really is], and she replied to Phoebe something like, “Okay, then I will not tell you what “hyoomin” [human] really means” [she said “hyoomin” with a look of distaste].)

Wait…. “Schism?”

I just started watching the new season of A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Gasp—is Lord Splendid Humility a “common orn”?

Maybe I’m a bit “different” but I’ve never cared how tremendously beautiful unicorns can be, but I do wonder how fast they can RUN!

Is this common orn really a horse?