Nick Anderson for March 22, 2018

The hypocrisy is quite strong

Why shouldn’t they grant Donnie the same moral exemptions they grant themselves?

I still remember Jimmy Swaggert’s ‘apology’.

Tears dripping from his cheeks.

“Ah have SINNED!”

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And there are still people who follow him. And hate Obama.

#TraitorTrump

Evangelicals have no excuses for their boy except that was before he was saved. DISGUSTED.

The whole Get Out of Sin Free mindset from religion is easily extended to everything, which makes it easier to shirk responsibility.

Could it be that some of the voices that people hear in their heads aren’t actually the voices of divinities?

They really worship their guns and that is why they like Trump because Obama confiscated all their guns in their fantasy, they call reality.

I Used to be a Southern Baptist, but I’m feeling MUCH BETTER NOW, thanks!

I think Playboy and the Playmate are being insulted here. Other than that, this toon is inspired.

Evangelicals seem to have convinced themselves that all they have to do is proclaiim they believe in Jesus and they are “saved” and will go straight to heaven. They don’t need to follow the directive from Jesus about supporting the poor, they ignore the “camel through the eye of a needle” story about wealth, they missed the point of the Good Samaritan about people that are “different” and they seem to think that empty professions of being “sorry” means they get a mulligan. On the last one, Trump didn’t even have to admit guilt or say he’s sorry and they’re fine with that.

NO ONE can “Cherry-Pick” their way through their “Big Book O’ Fables” as well as the Evangelical Bible-Bangers! These are the clowns that created “God” in THEIR image.

Religions are a crock. ALL of them. Period.

WHO WOULD JESUS NAIL?

Strange bedfellows, indeed!

You poor schlubs. You don’t get it. They KNEW Trump was a hound dog when they hired him. It was already baked into the equation.

The evangelicals voted for him because they believed him when he said he would appoint conservative judges. Go back and look at the polling. Its a long term outlook. So far, he has given them what he promised.

You’re going to need a lot more ears.

If triangles had a god, He would be three-sided.

Evangelicals don’t care about morality when Republicans are doing their bidding. As Jesus said – give to the rich and take from the poor, guns are the way to heaven and if someone hits you on one cheek go on Twitter and call them a name.