Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for April 07, 2018

Ah, yes. Your wife wants a new sofa, so she glued the lid on the jar just a bit.

That applies to lots of jars. Seems there’s way more child proofing going on these days

That’s how the president makes his petty cash.

Opening the pickle jar. According to some women, the only reason God keeps men on earth.

Dammit, Janet!

So it’s like the Native American “Talking Stick”… when you’re holding the jar you can swear?

It sounds like there ought to be a slot cut in the top.

My swear jar is one of those banks that keeps track of the amount you put into it. So far, after emptying it into one of those big popcorn tins, there is almost $1,000.00 in it. Dang it!

My aunt tried that with her husband. He was a sailor in WWII and talked like one. He was supposed to put in a dime every time he said a swear word (this was back when a dime was a good amount). It took about 5 minutes for him to swear. She told him to put a dime in the jar. His response was “I didn’t say a ^%& swear word.” He talked himself out of a couple of dollars swearing he never said the first curse word. She gave up after that. He passed away in his mid 90s, still cussing.

I swear I’m going to get one those jars one day.