Ted Rall for March 19, 2018

Well, speaking of space, inside Trump’s head is often a vaccuum.

Gosh, his bravery is awesome, just awesome.

I bet he’d run in there with or without a space suit.

Just give Trump a Red Shirt…

Just guessing, but I’m guessing he wants to abrogate the The Outer Space Treaty of 1967.

Just more swag for the military-industrial complex and less for the citizenry.

Our Ferengi outcast (ears too small?) president wants a space war?

“Solar System First”…. we’ll destroy the rest of the Galaxy later….

I guess Americans will never allow peace to break out anywhere in the universe.

We’ll start preemptive wars from space for profit and ego.

Ted’s right about aliens paying for the space wall-to keep us here.

Earth is a prison planet, they put the souls of the Milky Way criminals into human bodies for punishment. That is why planet Alcatraz is out in the sticks on the edge of the galaxy. We aren’t allowed to escape.

Starcom: The U.S. Space Force is a 1987 animated syndicated U.S. television series inspired by a motorized toy franchise manufactured by Coleco. It was produced by DiC Enterprises and distributed by Coca-Cola Telecommunications. The plot detailed the adventures of an American astronaut brigade as they fought off attempted invasions by Shadow Force, a nasty collection of humans and robots led by the nefarious Emperor Dark. The toy line was popular in Europe and Asia, but was unsuccessful in the North American domestic market.

Space Force (1978)

25min | Comedy, Sci-Fi | TV Movie 28 April 1978The comic adventures that befall a crew of astronauts assigned to a remote military space station.Director: Peter BaldwinWriters: John Boni, Norman Stiles

William PhippsWilliam Phipps…Commander Irving HinkleyFred WillardFred Willard…Captain Thomas WoodsLarry BlockLarry Block…Private Arnold FleckJim BoydJim Boyd…Captain Leon StonerHilly HicksHilly Hicks…Captain Robert MilfordMaureen MooneyMaureen Mooney…Sergeant Eve BaileyJoseph G. MedalisJoseph G. Medalis…Lieutenant KabarRichard PaulRichard Paul

I bet Wharton U. is really proud of it’s bigly smart student!

Ted must’ve run out of Hilary snark today.

I almost stopped reading this comic because I couldn’t get through the quote at the top. It was such nonsensical gibberish that I almost quit reading before noticing it was a presidential quote!

Any time someone quotes the president, they should post a disclaimer beforehand.

“WARNING: The words you are about to read contain no intelligent or cohesive thoughts.”

So now instead of SEAL teams, we will have SEALS teams.

Trump: a truly astonishingly stupid man.

http://www.businessinsider.com/air-force-rods-from-god-kinetic-weapon-hit-with-nuclear-weapon-force-2017-9

Dyson Sphere?