Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 27, 2018

To me, Pal’s tumor looks more like a bun (like in Professor Vinagretti of Argentine comic strip “Gaturro”) by the looks of the picture. As for the salami being rocket fuel, I don’t believe it.

Is that where someone got the idea for the manbun?

More static electric shocks in cold air is no surprise to those of us who live in colder climates.

Cold air is dryer and is a better electrical insulator than moist air, which allows higher charges to build up. You don’t actually feel static shocks until they build to around 2500 volts.

Static electricity in cold weather, gee, I’m shocked.

Yeah, you can make rocket fuel, but it really sucks.

Listen buddy, I’m gonna have to charge you double for the haircut.

Funny, with so many news channels and news media full of sensational news, it’s the first time I’m seeing this..

I don’t know if in cold days, but I felt them more in dry days.

I do it all the time!. I eat a bunch of salami, and fart a bunch of methane. Only problem is confining it and accumulating enough to make it worthwhile!

What a waste of perfectly good salami!

And how on earth did that guy hold his head up?!?!? And why did he even let it go so long for it to get that big?! I mean, it had to have started out small, right? I’m sure it wasn’t like POOF! there’s this gianormous tumor on his head.

Newspapers state this was a brain tumor, but it can’t be. Brain is inside the skull and this tumor was outside.

That doesn’t look like a second head as much as it does a ridiculous man-bun on steroids. I bet he had a perpetually sore neck.