Kliban by B. Kliban for March 23, 2018

Geez, Monroe. You could at least offer folks a lick.

Plus the girls have tails. It’s not like they’re in a position to throw any stones.

This is probably my favorite Kliban cartoon… now ruined by coloring. I’m sick of this crap.

And therefore he never got any tail.

Bee hives,pointy boobs,and tails.Has to be from the 50’s ;~)

God is cruel. The least She could have done was make it a fudgesicle !

And we all know lime popsicles are like garlic to vampires when it comes to bee-hived, pointy-boob, tail-wagging hotties!

Now that’s a chest cold or, at least, a cold chest.

Further revelations have indicated that the “Simmons Curse” was due to a sudden purge of the Beloved Orange from the Holy Maytag at the hands of the Insidious Lime.

He wanted me to were a scapular…I’m doomed!