Four rednecks came across a pile of bullshit. The first one picked it up and got a close look at it and then said, “Looks like shit.” The second one gave it a good squeeze and said, “Feels like shit.” The third one took a deep sniff and said, “Smells like shit.” Finally the fourth and last one took a big bite and said, “Tastes like shit. Sure glad we didn’t step in it!”
Marvin Premium Member about 6 years ago
See ya’ on April 1st Auntie.
Buck B about 6 years ago
An axiom worthy of Poor Richard aka Ben Franklin
Tootsie Premium Member about 6 years ago
As my father used to say " Don’t stoop to their level".
Charlie Tuba about 6 years ago
Four rednecks came across a pile of bullshit. The first one picked it up and got a close look at it and then said, “Looks like shit.” The second one gave it a good squeeze and said, “Feels like shit.” The third one took a deep sniff and said, “Smells like shit.” Finally the fourth and last one took a big bite and said, “Tastes like shit. Sure glad we didn’t step in it!”
Masterskrain Premium Member about 6 years ago
Mark Twain put it best: “Never argue with an idiot. He will just drag you down to his level, and beat you with experience!”
Gent about 6 years ago
Thank you for you brilliant advice Aunty. I’ll remember that. Oh, and just so you know, this means I’m not going to argue with you anymore.