Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 20, 2018

All that matters is that the check clears.

Pride is for wimps.

Well, that was a pretty soft landing…

Some people want to see Stephan die one thousand deaths – and then he will respect their point. But not me. Keep at it, Stephan.

…And then there was the lady who sat by the ocean making batik…she dyed before the sea…

Some of today’s cartoonists have less pride than a gorilla.

Pride goeth before a fall, they say, so one may as well start from the downward position…

So is your work, Stephan! (Just kidding – love this strip).

Tort Lawyers are all for AutoAutomobiles, I’m sure !

Highly.

cliff notes?

Pride doesnt pay the bills. LOL!

What is this pride thing of which you speak?

I think there’s more than a thousand places that pose that kind of danger.

Love it.

Love it.

Well, pride comes before a fall.

Is it wrong that I laughed at this?

xxx

Does “1,000 places to die before you see” sound more like a book Rat would write?

Actually, there is a book called “500 places to see before THEY die” (well, “before they disappear”)

Shameless, Cartoon-Boy! “Shameless” is the Word of the Day for you!

As a great actor once said, “All that matters is that the check clears”. Another favorite is …“Art is small beer, what really matters earning your way so you aren’t a parasite on the community”

Does “1000 Places to Die Before You See” sound more like a suicide book for blind people?