Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 11, 2018

He’d bitten off more than he could chew.

Sound like a crowning piece of detective work. It should make an impression to the police commissioner. It might even take a bite out of crime. One never knows how deep the pockets are in such evidence. Such things should be probed carefully.

Bird teeth are very expensive.

That looks a lot like the signpost on M*A*S*H.

I saw a sign like that in a village in the Yukon. It pointed to places the residents would rather be, and included the distances, all of them in thousands of miles.

Any place is better than where You are!…..

I like your punmanship. Remember Be true to your teeth. Or else they’ll be false you.