Garfield by Jim Davis for April 09, 2018

What else Garfield? RUN!

“Well, guess I’ll eat all this potato salad myself, then…”

Garfield, it might be tuna salad.

Have Garfield and salad ever made each other’s acquaintance? At least this is one food Jon can eat by himself without worrying that Garfield will grab it from him!

Cats are obligate carnivores.

Stupid Jon forgets that cats are obligate carnivores and not herbivores.

By the way, I’ll gobble up almost anything. Including salad.

Just what you’re doing now, Garfield!

eat Garfield eat

“Yeah, yeah, call me when the lasagna’s ready, Jon.”

Salad isn’t food. Salad is what food eats.

Golf clap…

This was me as a teenager.

Nope, Jon. Salad is what food eats.

No diet time for Garfield

“Thanks for letting me know, Jon. Be sure to let me know how it was!”

Well Garfield, you TOSS IT .

I can’t remember what movie it was (and I just saw it this last week), but there’s line in it something like this: “That’s not salad, that’s garnish!”

He should’ve said lasagna and the cat would’ve teleported there.

Don’t eat it. There’s your answer.

Garfield: Salad? What’s that?

It must be dieting time again.

Garfield jon could be tricking you so jon could eat his lasagna quietly

Okay Garfield. I’ll eat this TUNA salad myself.

Why not Garfield? Why is salad any different from ferns? Huh?