Phil Hands for January 27, 2018

’Bout right.

…and when Donnie and the rest of the sty inhabitants fly.

Don’t tell Lumpy Hannity that! He’ll throw his back out trying to spin around the story again, and again, and again, and again, and again….

Maybe the electorate should revert to using honesty and integrity as qualifiers for voting for a candidate instead of entertainment experience?

As long as his lawyers can delay the inevitable.

They know if Trump opens his mouth the beans will be spilled.

I like that there no capital letters in the last statement.

Since we know Trump will never release his tax returns (willingly), I guess that means he will never testify under oath to Mueller.

Trump saves his “oaths” for his speeches on Twitter.

Here you will see Hand is doing a variation on placing two moments of time in the same panel: the left shows was a recent quote from the President while the right contains items not yet achieved or which were promised but later broken. Both were politically typical of that President in his brief disastrous term. As for the work, another piece of master craftsmanship. …In this next image…

A few years ago parts of of his 2005 tax return were found and released by investigating reporter David Kay Johnson.

Trump will only testify under oath to written questions and only wants to answer in writing, that’s so that his lawyers can write the answers for him. That will only work if they can convince Trump to stay on script. I think that Trump will probably lose his temper go off script and start spouting some of his lies to cover his behind. And that would be jackpot for Mueller. Lying to the FBI is a felony. I’ll bet Mueller looks forward to tweaking Trump’s temper and see if Trump will have a temper tantrum while under oath. And then Mueller will finally have a fun time which not many people can say if they are having to talk to Trump.

Donnie, you forgot to add “when pigs fly and Hell freezes over!”