F Minus by Tony Carrillo for February 02, 2018

four times running too apparently

…and Earth came in last on Congeniality.

It partly makes up for never having won a single Miss Universe title.

Did they win because they don’t have politicians and we do?

It was Bruno Mars, not the planet.

Earth lost because of the supporting cast.

The judges were voting from Uranus, so what did you expect?

I say Russia fixed the voting.

An honorific cooked up by the Interplanetary Chamber of Commerce, no doubt.