Matt Wuerker for January 19, 2018

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    Tigressy  over 6 years ago

    Chainsaws.

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    Ontman  over 6 years ago

    Not if he pays enough to keep it quiet.

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    individualchoice Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Hahaha

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 6 years ago

    The sound of her retching, barfing, and puking, perhaps…

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    tejanolasereyes  over 6 years ago

    i figure the 15 seconds of his grunting, and then being done, would not last long enough for anyone to notice.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 6 years ago

    Apparently not, Republicans have not made a peep.

    Since Trump paid off so many women, it makes me wonder how many abortions he is responsible for.

    Some years ago Trump said if the government shuts down it is the president’s fault.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 6 years ago

    Lie down with dogs, wake up with fleas.

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    braindead Premium Member over 6 years ago

    What is the sound of the payoff being made with campaign funds?

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    Dtroutma  over 6 years ago

    My first thought was lice in his hair.

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    Spun_G  over 6 years ago

    It’s starting to look like gunning down someone on 5th Avenue won’t pull him down off of his Presidential play toy, either. Only a hard shift in Congress can get close to that. Given the currently lopsided ratio in each House, they seem content to let Nero fiddle around all he wants….

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Evangelicals say he is a good Christian man, like Jimmy Swaggert and Jim Baker who were saintly too.

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    Frankfreak  over 6 years ago

    Yes, the sound of trump being spanked with a magazine with the cover of himself, Ivanka and Don jr on the cover.

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    robnvon  over 6 years ago

    What is the sound of one woman feeling self loathing?

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    robnvon  over 6 years ago

    If she takes off her heels and runs very softly, probably not.

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    wellis1947 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    What Donnie did with the call-girl is NOT illegal as long as there was no money exchanged in return for the sex. And Republicans have repeatedly demonstrated that, as long as it one of their own involved, they couldn’t care less about the “morality” of the act. The “problem” arises with who provided the hush money in 2016 – that may, indeed, be illegal – but I’m sure Mueller will determine that, eventually. You know, republicans may come to rue the day they cheered Star on when he went from Whitewater to sex in the Oval Office – thereby establishing a precedent for such wide-ranging inquiries!

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    Tigressy  over 6 years ago

    …and I really recommend “Saturday Night Live” on this one.

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    Mr. Blawt  over 6 years ago

    Not if he is a Republican. The right only cares about affairs by Democrats, porn stars and deficits are only an issue if Democrats are in charge.

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