Close to Home by John McPherson for January 25, 2018

Don’t they store most junk food at child-height? Looks like they’ll be getting a lot of yummy junk food this way!

Now there’s a diet I can get behind.

Looks like they won’t be eating eggs anytime soon.

I DON’T KNOW: I have several comebacks, but not here.

Having worked in retail for 50+ years; it’s a safe bet that this has actually happened in a grocery store or pharmacy sometime!

There’s a funny “bit” about the Paleo diet in an episode of “Bill Nye Saves the World.” Needless to say, Bill thinks the diet is about as effective as this guy’s interpretation.

He’s just hitting Sugar Smacks

This is going to be a big hit!

He’s a member of the grocery stores shopping club!