There are only three letters in “HAT”. "TAM O’SHANTER would be nice if you liked getting punctuation along with letters. “CHAPEAU” would be more interesting. Maybe if you replied with the V in “BALACLAVA”, it would spark interest. It is SO mysterious.
Bill Thompson over 6 years ago
Her mailbox is brimming with such letters.
Superfrog over 6 years ago
It’s the mad hatter’s crazy cap scam. Millinery correspondence gone feral.
INGSOC over 6 years ago
You are not about to suddenly eat hastily, are you? I wonder what that somebody could have written to you about your scarf within a scarf letter.?
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago
Some people have a low capacity for hats.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago
Knowledge is like a hat constructed from underwear.
coltish1 over 6 years ago
That Red Hat Society! They never got over it when she turned down their invitation.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 6 years ago
Pull one out from under my hat, look the letter e.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 6 years ago
Another letter Vanna?
The Old Wolf over 6 years ago
Too many dropped stitches in that hat. You used Red Heart yarn. The design is ugly. You should have used Size 8 needles. Please die in a fire.
flyingflowerpot over 6 years ago
Her cap doesn’t even cover her ears. How warm is that?
Ray_C over 6 years ago
There are only three letters in “HAT”. "TAM O’SHANTER would be nice if you liked getting punctuation along with letters. “CHAPEAU” would be more interesting. Maybe if you replied with the V in “BALACLAVA”, it would spark interest. It is SO mysterious.
Radish the wordsmith over 6 years ago
Worst pussy hat ever.
Mostly Water Premium Member over 6 years ago
Bills, credit card offers and hat letters… so what else is new?
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 6 years ago
She looks disappointed.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 6 years ago
An Elmer Fudd hat, afternoon one.
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
Hats? Rats? Hate is so much more fun! Especially if you can reply scathingly!
I’ll buy that for an E!
SumoSasquatch (aka a boy named Su) over 6 years ago
It could still be a hate letter, just a hat hate letter.