She met him at a mixer mixer. He was doing the mashed potato. He left the potato to be with her. After a few years of being beaten and battered, she broke up with him when she caught him twaddling a turnip. She’s now his eggs-wife. She got custardy of the house.
margueritem over 13 years ago
No, you foolish child!
Edcole1961 over 13 years ago
He looks like a wife beater.
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
She met him at a mixer mixer. He was doing the mashed potato. He left the potato to be with her. After a few years of being beaten and battered, she broke up with him when she caught him twaddling a turnip. She’s now his eggs-wife. She got custardy of the house.
Mark_O_Polo over 13 years ago
“He’s a really nice guy and very funny. He always cracks me up.”
cleokaya over 13 years ago
I like a good egg who has no problems with adding whips into the mix.
Hillbillyman over 13 years ago
It beats me why you two don’t want to accept this.
backyardcowboy over 13 years ago
Edward Beater-hands
cdward over 13 years ago
And, of course, her parents are all broken up about it.
osceola over 13 years ago
Their children will be Egg-Beaters, cholesterol free, but, like mules, they can’t reproduce.
Yukoneric over 13 years ago
Mix it up a little.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 13 years ago
Edcole, yeah, even missing the T-shirt. (and how can it be a T-shirt if it’s not T shaped?)
Digital Frog over 13 years ago
Coyoty - Are you sure he was doing the Mashed Potato? I thought they were doing the Meringue…
Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago
although love hath no boundries, it is probable she will end up being battered in a batter
waltermgm over 13 years ago
Some parents don’t approve of mixed marriages.
hopeandjoy2 over 13 years ago
She must REALLY be mixed up!!
cheetahqueen over 13 years ago
“When Good Eggs Go Bad”, Chapter 1
annamargaret1866 over 13 years ago
Love the posts!
A friend is someone who loves you even though you’re slightly cracked.
DJGravityX over 13 years ago
Her goose is about to be cooked.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Beaten but not defeated.
fredbuhl over 13 years ago
The yolk will be on her in the end.
will4life over 13 years ago
I guess that she needs to watch the movie: “The Stepfather”.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 13 years ago
Stella!
corzak over 13 years ago
Her last boyfriend was a skillet. Poor choice in mates.
JP Steve Premium Member over 13 years ago
battered, but not broken!
GREAT comments all!!!
DJGravityX over 13 years ago
Let’s take it back a few years…
This is your brain… this is your brain on drugs… any questions?
Korie-Ann over 13 years ago
Omg just when i think this comic couldn’t get any funnier, i read the posts!!
murdoc23 over 13 years ago
I don’t think anyone has a thing to worry about. She looks like a pretty tough egg to me.
Razzie over 13 years ago
Just wait a few she will be on Cracked at no time.