Ted Rall for December 27, 2017

Well, it’ll be lots and lots better when the tax cuts for corporations take effect.

Airlines will have so much money, they will spend a fraction of it to make air travel so much better for everyone.

I’m pretty sure they’ll eliminate the fees for checked baggage right away.

Naw. They will use the extra money to build custom aircraft for their corporate officers. That way, none of the airline wogs will have to suffer what we sardines do.

Screw the Airlines, Screw the Thug Security Agency, Screw their fee structures. If I can’t drive there, I AIN’T GOING!!

If you like all of these changes, thank the Republicans and corporate-sellout Democrats for deregulating the airlines.

Maybe they’ll add to the First Class wine list. The Burgundies are woefully underrepresented.

Install hand straps on the wings.

Install trailer hitches on the aircraft

Seriously though, I will have to fly cross country at least twice this year on family business. Not looking forward to it. Fortunately I’m not very large or tall so I can get comfortable in “steerage”. I load up my laptop with movies, books, and games. I’ll get there, and be tired, but it’s not the worst thing that could happen…

Did Airbus ever install those bicycle style seats they patented?

Not totally for that reason, but except for a couple of private light planes, I haven’t flown since Reagan scabbed the air traffic controllers.

Nice depiction Ted except you left out the poverty standing “seats” where you stand the whole flight.