Clay Bennett for December 12, 2017

The politician that the Republican party feels best represents them in Alabama?

The alternative is Jones, who successfully prosecuted Klan murderers of four little girls.

Running with the full support of his party, sad.

Vote for Pedo.

The number one choice of the Greedy Old Pervert party.

Alabama; where ignorance, racism, bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, pedophilia, and inbreeding have a place to go and feel safe again.

Grabby Old Pedophile party, all they have left are racists and pedophiles. Great job Republicans, you found a lower bar than Trump, what is next down the slippery slope you have started down?

If your parents get a divorce in Alabama, are they still brother and sister?

It’s a disgrace that a moron like this could become a senator, all because the voters have been brainwashed into thinking that they need a hero to protect them from the terrible “persecution of Christians”

JONES WINS!! Ta-DAAHHH!!!!

And the horse he rode in on. *With apologies to the poor horse.

Only one and a half points, but good news, will their be a recount? Thinking of Bush v Gore.

Man, that’s gross! COVER YOUR FACE, DUDE!

Alabama may be politically handicapped, but at least they mustered enough conscience to elect Jones!

This whole “moral high ground” thing is foreign to Alabama. It probably tastes like bitter medicine to them. Don’t worry, Alabama. If you keep taking the medicine, you might just get healthy!