One day you’ll understand Calvin. Just remember it takes six men to carry a man to his grave but only one women to put him there. In your case maybe two.
…and since Florist’s Telegraph Delivery (FTD) uses the radical new technology of the telegraph (riiiight), it must have been existed in ancient Roman times when they named the planet Mercury. The End.
holy half-truths are lies, batman!! i love calvin and hobbes but can we draw a direct line between Calvin and the Trump Administration’s aversion for truth and doing the work and reliance on “creative liberties”/alternative facts? Did our love for this little rascal in the 1980s pave the way for the inevitability of this monster in the white house?
BE THIS GUY over 6 years ago
It’s sad how no one appreciates a “creative” mind.
Baarorso over 6 years ago
With his affinity for taking ‘creative liberties’ with the facts, perhaps Calvin can get a job as a spin doctor for a politician.;-D
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago
And what has Calvin learned from this episode? Nada. Nunca. Squat.
codycab over 6 years ago
I’ll bet Calvin’s mom had some creative liberties for his punishment.
jpayne4040 over 6 years ago
Teachers and parents don’t react well to “creative liberties”! By the way Calvin, neither do bosses or judges!
cubswin2016 over 6 years ago
I hope Mom took a few creative liberties with his behind.
JudyHendrickson over 6 years ago
Sue glad not to have to deal with brats like you and hammie!!!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 6 years ago
If he keeps this up, he will grow up to be a cartoonist!
jrankin1959 over 6 years ago
Now I’m sorry I missed it…
Rachel_E over 6 years ago
Wow Calvin. You just amaze me sometimes.
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 6 years ago
One day you’ll understand Calvin. Just remember it takes six men to carry a man to his grave but only one women to put him there. In your case maybe two.
BiathlonNut over 6 years ago
Tis true that a teacher is most challenged, not by the dunderheads, but by the creative AND intelligent students.
ericbutts74 over 6 years ago
…and since Florist’s Telegraph Delivery (FTD) uses the radical new technology of the telegraph (riiiight), it must have been existed in ancient Roman times when they named the planet Mercury. The End.
DrewDog over 6 years ago
…And that’s why he’s outside: His mom kicked him out of their household.
BubbleTape Premium Member over 6 years ago
holy half-truths are lies, batman!! i love calvin and hobbes but can we draw a direct line between Calvin and the Trump Administration’s aversion for truth and doing the work and reliance on “creative liberties”/alternative facts? Did our love for this little rascal in the 1980s pave the way for the inevitability of this monster in the white house?
Andrew Sleeth over 6 years ago
Look on the positive side, Calvin. Maybe they weren’t those kind of sparks.
Number Three over 6 years ago
Calvin is so not a team player.
xxx
lindz.coop Premium Member over 6 years ago
I hope they both gave you holy hell, Calvin…you deserved it on this one.