I once had a project partner like Calvin. Only mine was in 8th grade instead of 1st. He did zero work, and during our required presentation he contributed nothing except mugging and acting the fool. It ended our friendship.
Calvin, you’re about to learn a valuable lesson that you should apply for the rest of your life: never take it lightly when a girl uses the term, “… Or else”
BE THIS GUY over 6 years ago
Hard to believe they end up together.
Adiraiju over 6 years ago
“Mercury is the closest planet to the sun. As a result, it’s very sensitive to cold, so we put little bits of it into thermometers.”
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover over 6 years ago
Susie should know by now that Calvin needs help on his half.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago
I once had a project partner like Calvin. Only mine was in 8th grade instead of 1st. He did zero work, and during our required presentation he contributed nothing except mugging and acting the fool. It ended our friendship.
Lady Bri over 6 years ago
Wow! I’d give him an A for using the word “exhaustively” at the age of six!
Troglodyte over 6 years ago
Looks like this is exhausting work, Calvin… better take a break and pace yourself! :)
jpayne4040 over 6 years ago
Calvin’s half of the report coming right up!
JohnFarson19 over 6 years ago
Nice face, Calvin. I use that one on my wife when she bugs me, but I always get caught.
cubswin2016 over 6 years ago
This whole thing could have been avoided if Susie had just pounded him. If she does it over a snowball, she should do it for this.
Phred Premium Member over 6 years ago
This looks like a mission for ‘Spaceman Spiff’
William Bednar Premium Member over 6 years ago
Yeah, Calvin exhausted three brain cells researching the report.
Fontessa over 6 years ago
I’d like to see a grown-up Calvin dropped into some contemporary comics, just to see how he’s doing.
Rachel_E over 6 years ago
Lol, Calvin’s face in panel 3. :D
formathe over 6 years ago
I thought Mercury just delivered flowers?
DrewDog over 6 years ago
He’s exhausted by research—it’s far easier just to make it all up
bluegirl285 over 6 years ago
Talk about the VERY last minute.
KKpt Prien Premium Member over 6 years ago
In his entire lifetime; has Calvin EVER turned in a report on time or passed a test?
Mema Jean over 6 years ago
This is going to end well. Not. (Susie and Calvin sitting in the tree………)
russellc64 over 6 years ago
Linus van Pelt: Did you turn in your report?
Charlie Brown: [aghast] Yes.
Linus van Pelt: What did the teacher say about it? What grade did you get?
Charlie Brown: A D minus – the lowest grade without failing.
Linus van Pelt: Gee, I’m sorry, Charlie Brown.
Charlie Brown: The teacher said it looked like the sort of report that was written after midnight on the last day of Christmas vacation.
Linus van Pelt: What did you say?
Charlie Brown: What could I say? I congratulated her on her remarkable insight.
phredturner over 6 years ago
What happened to Spaceman Spiff’s field notes and drawings?
weatherford.joe Premium Member over 6 years ago
Calvin, you’re about to learn a valuable lesson that you should apply for the rest of your life: never take it lightly when a girl uses the term, “… Or else”
codycab over 6 years ago
Welp, they’re dead.