Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 13, 2017

One does not simply make small talk in Mordor!

Ever notice that orc are really bad at puns?

Especially when they’ve just had their head lopped off.

“Hey look fellows, we gots a new football.”

Orc motto – Leave no Orc behind

Yeah drag him along, he’’ll be lunch.

Look out….

Orcs have been known to axe stupid questions.

It’s not only you….

they just hate bad Hobbits.

Anyhow… don’t you have calls to make?

I hear Sauron’s waiting for you to give him a ring.

I was born in Orcland, but I managed to escape.

Nanu, nanu.

Sauron’s watching. Better be orcin’

Oh, Orkin man!