Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 18, 2017

Like some others, Frank will be delightful after enough good Brandy at a fireplace.

They are so cute, you could just eat them up.

Oh boy, Brewster has a brain this week.

I made a plum pudding once. It is like fruitcake but better. The thing is, you need to eat it in one sitting. The leftovers are not very good. You boil it, btw.

I’m going to gobble both of you!

Well, Brewster, whatever works, right?

Fruitcake. The First Doorstop. The ultimate re-gift.

Brewster will explain it to them gingerly.

He doesn’t look baked to me, his eyes aren’t bloodshot.

Run, run, as fast as you can,

You can’t catch me, I’m the Gingerbread Man!

How many people would, if they could, literally make their own friends?

Little known fact: Fruitcakes are not actually baked. They’re mined from deep pits in Mozambique and Malawi.