Clay Bennett for November 14, 2017

zipper down?

When you feel the need to ask a mother for permission to date their daughter the simple truth is…. you know you are too old. Many parents would put you in an unmarked grave.

Trump supporting Moore

He really needs a good belt.

Although, there IS hope…Rabid Roy is now behind in the Polls…but even IF he does get elected, he will be UTTERLY USELESS and totally ignored in the Senate, and you know Yertle McConshell will see to that!

50 Bastar**s er, I mean Pastors have signed a letter in support of pedophili…,er, I mean Roy Moore!

Let’s hope that there are enough people in Alabama with enough good judgement to not vote for a pervert.

A lot of Grand Old Perverts in the Republican party could use that belt, just look at how many law suits the president is fending off.

What-aboutism says they have to blame Democrats for doing the same thing 20 years ago, but these are pedophiles the Conservative family values are defending now.

Judge said "Son, I know your baby well

But that’s a secret I can’t never tell"

Dupree said "Judge, well it’s well understood,

And you got to admit that that sweet, sweet jelly’s so good"

Had to share—-

THE WOLF IN YOUR MIDST ABOUT 3 HOURS AGO“Trump wants them to be a “10”. Moore apparently wants them to be 10.”

I heard a report this morning that the die hard, establishment Alabama Republicans who supported Moore from the beginning, still stand by him because “it’s better than having a Democrat”. Let that sink in, because it happened with our current President. The far right Republicans, in all their God fearing, bible thumping rage, will gladly ignore allegations of sexual misconduct (not to mention all of the other hypocrisy they exhibit) with women (and in Moore’s case, underage), because the other guy is too far to the left than they are.