Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 08, 2017

If unicorns think too many critical thoughts, do they find themselves getting driven deep into the ground?

It’s like that scene from Mary Poppins with the people floating when they laugh and coming down when they’re sad. What’s the compliment equivalent of black comedy?

Use your words wisely Phoebe.

Unicorn

Unicorns have cloven hooves??

I’ll tell you once more

Before I get off the floor

Don’t bring me down.

“Don’t Bring Me Down”, Electric Light Orchestra

To quote Pheobe herself, “Unicorn powers are weirdly specific.”

Not many of you will probably know what this is, but this is reminding me of this.

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