Indiana: Give me your torch. [Indy takes the torch and drops it in and chorus of high pitched voices complaining about catching fire echo up]
Indiana: Elves. Why’d it have to be elves?
Sallah: Santa’s Elves… very dangerous. You go first.
And…
Sallah: [catches sugar plum and points to dead monkey] Bad plums.
And…
SS Officer: Schweinhund! Ver ist Santa!
Elf: He can be just about anywhere.
SS Officer: (slaps elf) Vere exactly ist that!
Elf: (spits out a tooth) You are a naughty, naughty boy. You are definitely getting coal in your stocking this Christmas.
SS Officer: (leans in to the elf) Talk or ve vill do things to you that you vill regret.
Elf: (laughs) You think you’re the worst thing we’ve had to deal around here? I take it that you haven’t run into the Bumble yet have you? (looks at his tooth on the floor) And now it looks like I need to see Hermey after this. (sly look) He’s our dentist. Don’t mess with him unless you think you’re safe.
Masterskrain Premium Member over 6 years ago
Ta-DAAHHHH!!!
Sherlock Watson over 6 years ago
If you see one that looks like Will Ferrel, kill him first; the rest will run away.
cooganm Premium Member over 6 years ago
Clockwork Frenchman as Belloq?
oakie817 over 6 years ago
faith an’ begorra, should be leprechauns she’s espying
Durak Premium Member over 6 years ago
Even worse, Discworld Elves!!!!!!
John Reiher Premium Member over 6 years ago
Sallah: Indy, why does the floor move?
Indiana: Give me your torch. [Indy takes the torch and drops it in and chorus of high pitched voices complaining about catching fire echo up]
Indiana: Elves. Why’d it have to be elves?
Sallah: Santa’s Elves… very dangerous. You go first.
And…
Sallah: [catches sugar plum and points to dead monkey] Bad plums.
And…
SS Officer: Schweinhund! Ver ist Santa!
Elf: He can be just about anywhere.
SS Officer: (slaps elf) Vere exactly ist that!
Elf: (spits out a tooth) You are a naughty, naughty boy. You are definitely getting coal in your stocking this Christmas.
SS Officer: (leans in to the elf) Talk or ve vill do things to you that you vill regret.
Elf: (laughs) You think you’re the worst thing we’ve had to deal around here? I take it that you haven’t run into the Bumble yet have you? (looks at his tooth on the floor) And now it looks like I need to see Hermey after this. (sly look) He’s our dentist. Don’t mess with him unless you think you’re safe.
SS Officer: An elf dentist, of course it’s safe.
Elf: (evil look) Is it safe?