Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 12, 2017

It could have been worse. He could have gotten flatulent geese and a constipated duck.

One hen

Two ducks

Three squawking geese

Four Limerick oysters

Five corpulent porpoises

Six pair of Don Alverzo’s tweezers

Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array

Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt

Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates, with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth

Ten lyrical, spherical, diabolical denizens of the deep who hall stall around the corner of the quo of the quay of the quivery, all at the same time.

Are those ducks in a row?

they need a sheep emoji to really depict peoples mentality

In Ontario you pass through school no matter what grades you get.

The kid will grow up to be a politician.

I’m shooting for all Advantageous Aardvarks!

In Darren’s day, emojis will be used for all sorts of silly comments. Including this one!

Back in the 60s one of my teachers, a nun, had a series of stamps to mark papers that used angels, there were a couple that I saw frequently: “You can do better” and “You didn’t try very hard”-can’t do that now-it would emotionally scar some little child for life by lowering their self esteem, damaging the perception of perfection that the parents instill in them from birth onwards.

At least no pile-o-poo

Does not live up to potential.