JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for November 11, 2017

but with dogged persistence, it is caninely possible

Intruder alert! Battle stations!

Just lock the dog in the garage during bathtime! Or put him in the back yard. This is such an easy problem to solve.

I think the twins are gonna be the ones who stop Mortimer’s constant attacks.

Unfortunately you’re not dealing with a human; Mortimer is a dog.

No technology is foolproof.

Even the twins are tired of this arc. Just lock Mortimer in the garage or have Pops take him for a walk during Sockness time

Just like he said its not “Humanly” possible

That dog is smarter than most cats!

I’m with DESTRYRIDES. He is spot on! :-)

The last base I worked at while on active duty had security like that. To get in or out you had to enter an enclosure (like an old phone booth) that locked you in, you stood on a floor that checked your weight each time, the pin pad scrambled to use numbers on different keys each time and the obligatory iris scanner. It worked so good that even when you got it all right you could still get stuck locked in, it was a real PITA. Sure wish I had Mortimer around back then, he makes it look easy.

the twins have that total “we’ve seen this movie before” look