Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 09, 2017

All the basics for patty-cake seem in order, but the neighborhood kids still run away and scream.

Mud pies, instead of patty cakers?

…and, mark it with a T..

Mother Goose Melody, (c.1765)

When Robert and Grace Caker had a child, the idea formed in their minds to produce as well an elaborate and cruel joke upon that child when naming her.

Who grows up to be an ersatz Betty Crocker.

KoJak and Betty Crocker.

VR friend.

Bought it from Acme.

That is my sister versis 1953

She’s got the hand heart thing completely wrong.

Today’s guest artist is “Banksy”.

… they say in dreams you are never aware of your feet … and ghosts never have feet … somebody has a thing about feet … are they padding their expense account?

Surrogate? Standing in for whom? Sister Teresa?

And who is this Patty Caker, anyway? I have not met Ms. Caker before and I do not trust her. I do not accept Patty Caker as your surrogate!

…and mark it with a T, and there will be enough for Tommy, oops I meant Teresa and me..

It’s a trap. As soon as you start to make her a cake you will be charged with batter ease.

Nice red ribbon.

Surrogates are for when it’s time to be thrown into the baking pan.