Fainting, or swooning, was more likely for women wearing tight corsets. (If you can’t inflate your lungs, you run out of oxygen more readily.)
A dry goods barrel holds 105 quarts (by volume), which is a hell of a lot of ammonium carbonate. If you keep it dry, you could repackage it and sell it as baker’s ammonia.
The vapors is actually a very real thing for older internal combustion engines with carburetors. When they get warm, you can arrive at a situation where there is so much vaporized gasoline in the vicinity of the carburetor air intake that it can’t get enough oxygen to sustain ignition. Of course, modern women are all fuel injected, rather than carbureted.
Further exposition is available by doing a web search for “roger taylor i’m in love with my car”.
Pro Tip: If you invent a shrink ray, make sure you have your own air supply and a sealed environmental suit or ship. You won’t be able to breathe normal sized air molecules effectively and your higher energy density state will result in rapid dehydration, and very possibly explosive decompression.
Ahh, the old Infinite Regression advertising ploy! But in the end (if it ever reaches an end), will it sell a tacky old (though “unused”) Swoon Sofa?
And who is so prone to fainting as to require a barrel of salts?! Sounds like something far more serious. Possibly fatal. —In which case, smelling salts will be ineffective. What a gimmick to push the couch sale, though!
As for me, I still utilize the highly customized Comfy Couch of Confusion, version 3.0, q.v. (a nod to residual Pibgorn fans who keep the torch lit)….
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 6 years ago
She was Led to the stairway to basement.
Randy B Premium Member over 6 years ago
Fainting, or swooning, was more likely for women wearing tight corsets. (If you can’t inflate your lungs, you run out of oxygen more readily.)
A dry goods barrel holds 105 quarts (by volume), which is a hell of a lot of ammonium carbonate. If you keep it dry, you could repackage it and sell it as baker’s ammonia.
prettyfeet over 6 years ago
It must be exhausting to keep introducing yourself.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 6 years ago
A barrel of smelling salts in a breaks open capsule form. Break the barrels seal and inhale the vapors.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago
The vapors is actually a very real thing for older internal combustion engines with carburetors. When they get warm, you can arrive at a situation where there is so much vaporized gasoline in the vicinity of the carburetor air intake that it can’t get enough oxygen to sustain ignition. Of course, modern women are all fuel injected, rather than carbureted.
Further exposition is available by doing a web search for “roger taylor i’m in love with my car”.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 6 years ago
Does Vicks® vapor rub do the job.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 6 years ago
Is there a way to plug the vapors?
The Old Wolf over 6 years ago
When I suffer from the vapors, people clear the room.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 6 years ago
Probably a rubber couch.
Eagleskies Premium Member over 6 years ago
Ushering out the syncope syndrome season.
coltish1 over 6 years ago
I suffer from a free-floating vaporous apparition. A real nasty one, too.
Radish the wordsmith over 6 years ago
I have a vapor lock for sale.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 6 years ago
What caliber is that barrel?
battycomic Premium Member over 6 years ago
No, I’m not “Turning Japanese”.
Arianne over 6 years ago
Fashions may come and go, but it seems that belittling women never goes out of style.
Arianne over 6 years ago
Back in the day, a bargain basement couch was great for swooning and spooning and cuddling-sooning… but that was before we got too big.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 6 years ago
And no more waking to Victorian-era doctors molesting you as an excuse to treat “hysteria”.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago
Pro Tip: If you invent a shrink ray, make sure you have your own air supply and a sealed environmental suit or ship. You won’t be able to breathe normal sized air molecules effectively and your higher energy density state will result in rapid dehydration, and very possibly explosive decompression.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 6 years ago
OMG Tank U.
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
Ahh, the old Infinite Regression advertising ploy! But in the end (if it ever reaches an end), will it sell a tacky old (though “unused”) Swoon Sofa?
And who is so prone to fainting as to require a barrel of salts?! Sounds like something far more serious. Possibly fatal. —In which case, smelling salts will be ineffective. What a gimmick to push the couch sale, though!
As for me, I still utilize the highly customized Comfy Couch of Confusion, version 3.0, q.v. (a nod to residual Pibgorn fans who keep the torch lit)….
INGSOC over 6 years ago
While supplies last..