Jen Sorensen for October 03, 2017

Too close to reality to even count as satire.

In real life Trump won’t be in PR for even a full day

Heck of a job, Orangey!

I am all for air-dropping him somewhere. Like from 2,000 feet?

Never let a crisis go to waste.

Trumpettes are sharing a fake story about a Scientologist in Puerto Rico that says that CNN is lying and that there are plenty of supplies getting to everyone in PR. They also have another story about an anonymous “cop” calling a radio station and crying because she claims Dems are holding up the aid just to make Trump look bad. Funny that the same person can share both fake stories without realizing that they contradict each other.

Trump came, He Saw, He whined and left!

It will be interesting to hear the stories that come out after services are restored.

This is exactly how it happened… Jen… you moron

Let them eat two-ply!

“…the Puerto Rico news cycle is over!”

And before that? How many here are aware of the recent — and extremely significant — new developments in the Danish story about the death of journalist Kim Wall on Peter Madsen’s submarine?