As a Pharmacist for 50 plus years I have many strange tales to tell. One of the weirdest involved an irate woman who brought back her vaginal suppositories complaining that they were painful and didn’t work! She hadn’t removed them from the foil that they were packed it!
Here’s a tip, Vern: If you want to improve your odds, go on Thursdays after work. Don’t ask me why, but grocery stores are swarming with gorgeous women on Thursday evenings.
oldpine52 over 6 years ago
I’m sure she’ll tell him were to stick it.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 6 years ago
Maybe they can trade suppositories on the first date.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago
God help me but I met a guy named Vern once who I think could possibly have done this during his lifetime.
J Short over 6 years ago
You might find someone who’ll take it ….er never mind.
wirepunchr over 6 years ago
Everyone has a match somewhere in the world.
e.groves over 6 years ago
Vern didn’t read the directions and tried to swallow it.
nosirrom over 6 years ago
Good thing he wasn’t in the lady’s monthly necessities aisle.
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 6 years ago
Well, Vern, all I can say is “Smooth move Ex-Lax”!
cuzinron47 over 6 years ago
He’s got a lot of work to do on his delivery.
jivanimark over 6 years ago
I hope everything came out ok.
kodj kodjin over 6 years ago
As a Pharmacist for 50 plus years I have many strange tales to tell. One of the weirdest involved an irate woman who brought back her vaginal suppositories complaining that they were painful and didn’t work! She hadn’t removed them from the foil that they were packed it!
Andrew Sleeth over 6 years ago
Here’s a tip, Vern: If you want to improve your odds, go on Thursdays after work. Don’t ask me why, but grocery stores are swarming with gorgeous women on Thursday evenings.