Steve Benson for September 30, 2017

I don’t know if they have all the bulldozers and chain saws they need, or if those have to be shipped there too. And 10,000 of the 16,000 cell towers have been destroyed.

Well, they CAN use those books as landfill for repairing the huge holes in the highways. That’s ALL they are good for, after all.

Texas and Florida were special, they voted for Trump.

Heck of a job Orangey!

Do not forget this when you vote next year. Or in any special election before then.

First things first, right, Rump?

First of all Trump had to be shown where Puerto Rico is. Second, you have to remember Trump doesn’t believe Puerto Rico is part of the United States no matter how much she was told that. Third, always remember in Trump’s racist little mind, if you’re not white, you’re not right. And will always treat you accordingly.

PRIORITIES MUST BE OBSERVED!!

Stomping out First Amendment rights is more important than hungry children!

just joking. There is no way President Trump is to blame for what he can’t do even if doing it is his job and what he can’t seem to do is behave like a sane human.

Anyone who wants to help can consider joining with the five previous presidents who have started a fund for hurricane relief:

www.oneamericaappeal.org

Democrats told Puerto Rico to be mean to Trump, says Trump.

As far as I’m concerned his words alone are treason.

If pigs could fly, he’d be there already.

It’s a good thing Hawaii wasn’t hit. The Rump would need another geographic lesson.

Hey! He had a tee time waiting for him in New Jersey, no thoughts for silly distractions like them foreigners in the middle of the Atlantic!

Maybe if Puerto Rico had a football team, Trump would have cared about them. Turtle Trump hasn’t actually got this far with aid for the storm ravaged island. He just figured out that it was an island, in the middle of a big ocean.

JCUPPY thinks Trump and the do-nothing congress are socialists now? That guy is confused!

Cuppy is a guppy who will soon be swimmin’ with da fishes.