Thank the DNC and media for championing and fixing the primaries for Clinton. Thank Clinton for running a campaign on how much of an a(word) Trump is. And mostly thank our screwed up elections system that forces us to choose between a turd and sewer water for POTUS.
The whole system is stagnating as evidenced by the Republicans trying just one more time…… let’s hear it…. again ….and again….. and again …… just one more time to repeal Obamacare. Like a terrible repeat of Groundhog Day Republican Style. If anyone remembers old fashioned long playing vinyl record discs, these Republicans are stuck in a rut repeating and repeating and repeating. Just saying!!!!!!
This cartoon is funny because it’s true. Wait, it’s not funny because it’s true. Wait…….You know, with Jared Kushner on a desperate “money hunt” to avoid foreclosure on one of his insane-in-law’s properties, soliciting bribes from all kinds of foreigners (and probably foreign governments), you have to wonder if he might ask Kim Jong Un if he can spare a couple billion dimes……..
PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—In what some security experts fear could be a high-stakes war of Elton John lyrics, minutes after Donald Trump called Kim Jong Un “Rocket Man,” the North Korean dictator responded by calling Trump “Honky Cat.”
As he issued the Elton John-based attack, Kim warned that he had an extensive collection of the singer-songwriter’s albums and was prepared to weaponize every lyric in them.
The White House immediately struck back, warning Kim that “any further provocation involving an Elton John lyric, especially ‘Tiny Dancer,’ will be seen as an act of war.”
Dtroutma over 6 years ago
No need to pad the cell, nothing inside his head to damage.
Coopersdad over 6 years ago
tRump and Kim Jong-un….Twin brothers of different mothers.
jvo over 6 years ago
Just put him in a Faraday cage so he can’t Tweet.
Masterskrain Premium Member over 6 years ago
It’s where he has belonged for about the last 5 years or so…
Lolapoo Premium Member over 6 years ago
Literally, following in the footsteps of his father.
pam Miner over 6 years ago
This is a truly ad thing, it shouldn’t happen to anyone. It is a nightmare to have a president to have it.
Sadandconfused9 over 6 years ago
They should have given him a longer robe. In his condition he’s liable to do some flashing. I wouldn’t want to be his caretaker.
Kip W over 6 years ago
I get the point, but a cartoon that shows Trump on his rocker is exactly wrong.
Mr. Blawt over 6 years ago
Trump is burning up the room with cheap cologne.
Trump is sitting in his rocket chair and his hair is gone.
Trump is burning up his useless telephone.
Bernie say Trump sleeps with everyone.Breathing up those fumes all everlong.
He’s breathing out his fuels on everyone.
Trump is burning up his wings at heaven’s door.
Trump is burnin’ all his fuel with helmet on.
And burnin’ all the Jews in Babylon.
In his rocket chair burnin’ out a fat joint up here alone.
Trump is burnin’ all the shoes off everyone.
He’s been burning off the fumes of ethanol.
Trump is burning down the trees on every lawn.
While he’s burnin’ altitude up, Heaven borne.
He’s also been burnin’ down in Tuscon here alone.
Burnin’ down the streets of Avalon.
He’ll be burnin’ down the streets of hell alone.
Trump is burnin’ in the breeze, his hair’s too long.
and has been burnin’ like a two dog paragon.
all while he’s burnin’ off the pubes up here alone.
You know he’s a grabber because he’s burnin’ on the fumes of pheromones.
He’s burnin’ out a fuse in every bone.
While burnin’ up his shoes on Hera’s lawn
he’s been burnin’ up the fuse of carolers.
He’ll be burnin’ up the streets of Arizona
and burnin’ all the streets I live along.
Trump is burning like a two ton abalone.
He’s been burning on a fuse not very long.
Trump said: Girl you better leave your hair alone
but he’s hurlin’ out into the deadly void.
he should be learnin’ how to please up everyone.
He has to be careful, birds are gonna screw up everyone.
Trump: Burly, dandruff, shoes off, hair real long.
he’s hurlin’ up the tuna helper now.
And burning up like Jesus’ hairy b***.
He’s burning up his shoes with Ava Braun.
d_legendary1 over 6 years ago
Thank the DNC and media for championing and fixing the primaries for Clinton. Thank Clinton for running a campaign on how much of an a(word) Trump is. And mostly thank our screwed up elections system that forces us to choose between a turd and sewer water for POTUS.
Radish the wordsmith over 6 years ago
Thanks Republicans for finally finding the lowest common denominator.
Sadandconfused9 over 6 years ago
The whole system is stagnating as evidenced by the Republicans trying just one more time…… let’s hear it…. again ….and again….. and again …… just one more time to repeal Obamacare. Like a terrible repeat of Groundhog Day Republican Style. If anyone remembers old fashioned long playing vinyl record discs, these Republicans are stuck in a rut repeating and repeating and repeating. Just saying!!!!!!
Sadandconfused9 over 6 years ago
Get off the Merry-Go-Round do something different. Like come up with a totally new health plan. Do some creative thinking.
Radish the wordsmith over 6 years ago
Trump is the Madman Across the Water.
paranormal over 6 years ago
It’s about time that Mike Luckovich changes his logo.
Godfreydaniel over 6 years ago
This cartoon is funny because it’s true. Wait, it’s not funny because it’s true. Wait…….You know, with Jared Kushner on a desperate “money hunt” to avoid foreclosure on one of his insane-in-law’s properties, soliciting bribes from all kinds of foreigners (and probably foreign governments), you have to wonder if he might ask Kim Jong Un if he can spare a couple billion dimes……..
charliekane over 6 years ago
PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—In what some security experts fear could be a high-stakes war of Elton John lyrics, minutes after Donald Trump called Kim Jong Un “Rocket Man,” the North Korean dictator responded by calling Trump “Honky Cat.”
As he issued the Elton John-based attack, Kim warned that he had an extensive collection of the singer-songwriter’s albums and was prepared to weaponize every lyric in them.
The White House immediately struck back, warning Kim that “any further provocation involving an Elton John lyric, especially ‘Tiny Dancer,’ will be seen as an act of war.”
The brilliance of Andy Borowitz.
Andrew Sleeth over 6 years ago
“Hans, Hans, Hans! We’ve been frew this a dozen times. I don’t have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?” —Kim Jong Il