Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 30, 2017

Didn’t this happen yesterday?

“You’d shoot a man in the back?” – Odo

“Well, it’s the safest way, isn’t it?” – Elim Garak

The Maginot Line.

Hey, Hobbes fights by TIGER rules ! Silent, stealthy and from behind. Calvin is always Hobbes’ antelope :-)

Hobbes just pummeled you twice, Calvin! I don’t think he’s the dummy…

That’s the thing about walls in general …

This is almost identical to a Peanuts strip where Linus was hunkered down in his own snow fort, making the same speech (only longer). Lucy was standing behind him and creamed him just like Hobbes did and then just walked away. Linus looked up and said, “But you notice you had to use strategy.”

This is almost identical to a Peanuts strip where Linus was hunkered down in his own snow fort, making the same speech (only longer). Lucy was standing behind him and creamed him just like Hobbes did and then just walked away. Linus looked up and said, “But you notice you had to use strategy.”

but wouldn’t it have been an imaginary snowball? are there witnesses

Trench warfare was developed during the late unpleasantness between the American Union and Confederate armies. (Think Petersburg, Virginia)

Trench warfare was developed during the late unpleasantness between the American Union and Confederate armies. (Think Petersburg, Virginia)

Wow! Hobbes actually made a really good shot! ;)

Hmmm. I wonder where Calvin got the funding for his wall. Clearly, however, it was inadequately patrolled, ineffective against a flanking movement, and by the results utterly ineffective in its intended purpose. Good thing this was just a comic strip, huh? Nothing like that would ever be considered in real life, would it?

Et tu, Brute?