A retainer for legal advice, sooner or later
From an expert….
Sooner or later, they’re gonna make like a banana and split…
At best, “His” and “Hers”, depending on gender orientation. Perhaps it would be better to make sure.
If all previous marriages ended in divorce, give them each a golden sombrero.
Hey ! Speaking as a veteran of the marital/divorce wars, all I can say is that the fourth time’s the charm. The rest were just practice !
Nothing with names or dates.
A gift card to a marriage counselor!
Send them each matching parting gifts.
…instead of “I do” they could say "I am taking the “Fifth.”
…and for a gift, it is obvious, a fifth of their favorite beverage.
Rick McKee
The Nihilist over 6 years ago
A retainer for legal advice, sooner or later
wiatr over 6 years ago
From an expert….
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 6 years ago
Sooner or later, they’re gonna make like a banana and split…
gmartin997 over 6 years ago
At best, “His” and “Hers”, depending on gender orientation. Perhaps it would be better to make sure.
Sir Osis of Liver over 6 years ago
If all previous marriages ended in divorce, give them each a golden sombrero.
Linguist over 6 years ago
Hey ! Speaking as a veteran of the marital/divorce wars, all I can say is that the fourth time’s the charm. The rest were just practice !
planostanton over 6 years ago
Nothing with names or dates.
Great Wizard Nala over 6 years ago
A gift card to a marriage counselor!
dixlog42 over 6 years ago
Send them each matching parting gifts.
Trilobyte Premium Member over 6 years ago
…instead of “I do” they could say "I am taking the “Fifth.”
Trilobyte Premium Member over 6 years ago
…and for a gift, it is obvious, a fifth of their favorite beverage.