Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 15, 2017

He got the satellite technology from his Russian friends.

So, THAT’S what happened to NASA’s cancelled Constellation rocket program.

Not knowing the chronology and timing of Don Juan’s ghost-written pearls of wisdom, I don’t know exactly which book Duke is handing to Mark. The only one I know he put his name on is The Art of the Deal, and we heard frequently from the man who actually wrote it during last year’s campaign. But I think that was only the first of several.

Wow!!! He wrote a book? I had no idea that semi-illiterates could write.

This bring me back to the early 90’s when mr. Berlusconi , former italian prime minister , sent to all italian families a photo book of him and his family life : a great opportunity of work for our comedians : for most of them was possible to pay their loans

Maybe someday Trump will read that book, since he DIDN’T WRITE IT!

“The Fart of the Steal”

The vast majority don’t support hate groups of any kind, but our personal prejudices dictate who we would like to see come out on top.

“From the Poop deck” Why do the words Poop and Trump go so well together? Because they both end with “p”.

And I’ll bet his poop deck has the best poop, too.