Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 28, 2017

You have to be level headed to pull off that look.

Wow, a whole book on the subject! Head tables are more popular than I realized!

I had heard that Arthur was thinking of getting into the restaurant business. So I’m not surprised that he’s researching options. And his method isn’t really all that surprising either when you consider Art’s long career with Ballard Industrial Design & Handicrafts Emporium. He is very accustomed to starting small, building models to scale and testing different approaches that way until he makes a final decision.

That vase will really need a doily.

I thought a head table was that thing behind the toilet.

So now Arthur is the answer to a riddle…..

“What has two eyes and six legs, and, when company’s coming, brings out two small leaves?”

Is Arthur compensating for never being able to sit at the head of the table?

He’s getting a little a head of himself.

First iv’e heard of such a thing.

Head pots, yes. Head tables, no.

It’s a posture tool, for people moving on from mastering stacks of books.

Judging from Arthur’s shiny pate, I’d say, that more than the head table gets polished.