Skin Horse by Shaenon K. Garrity and Jeffrey C. Wells for July 15, 2017

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Too much elevation without pressurization leads to asphyxiation.

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    crookedwolf Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Skin Horse inhabitants usually seek a different kind of “elevation”..

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Woo Hoo!

    An infernal contraption!

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    Ida No  almost 7 years ago

    “Should have started out by putting your base in Denver.”

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    Tue Elung-Jensen  almost 7 years ago

    Not exactly the chaos machine, or even an elevator … but I´m sure it fits the purpose.

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    Darwinskeeper  almost 7 years ago

    I’m guessing that this sacred contraption is larger than I think it is and that the people ride in the red thing on top.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 7 years ago

    I still say the word is “cosmognathics” or “Universal Jaws”.

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    LesliePiper  almost 7 years ago

    I believe that when you mess with gravity you also change time. The Cosmocraft may be viewed as moving like lightning, while inside, with its local gravity and time, it takes five minutes to maneuver around a mountain. Seen by an observer, it flickers like electricity and is gone.So you joy ride for a while and presto, when you land and debark, you’re a hundred years older. I tend to avoid riding in those, especially if I don’t know the driver.

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