Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 22, 2017

You can’t weasel your way into their territory.

Those ferrets are so lucky to have an older sibling that brought them to the fair!He could do that because it’s the… ferret’s brother’s day off.

He’s a righteous dude.

Don’t forget to tip your waitresses. Goodnight!

They should try that ride made entirely of iron; i.e. the ferrous wheel.

Or the one that has liberty and justice for all; the fairest wheel.

Aw, c’mon, gopher it!

Don’t let them badger you!

GROAN

I’m sure they could weasel their way on

The wheels at the fair go round and round! (Don’t bother trying to ferret out the joke in my comment, but also don’t chuck any wood!)

The wheels at the fair go round and round! (Don’t bother trying to ferret out the joke in my comment, but also don’t chuck any wood!)

Got it the first time.