New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for June 25, 2017

I guess I’ll postpone redecorating my living room.

Years ago, I had just moved into a new apartment and had no real furniture.

I discovered that neighbor was throwing out his wood and faux leather couch and chair set, and a nice coffee table because he’d just been treated for a case of crabs and he didn’t want to get re-infested.

It was very naughty of me to not tell them that lice can’t live on non-fabric items.

I had that furniture right through my schooling before I passed it along.

I don’t live in the Middle East, so I don’t really worry about this.

My mother could never pass up discarded furniture.

Darwin ALWAYS wins in the end!

Where are Messrs Hill, Gribble and Boomhauer?

Are they in West Virginia? And did they win a football game?

Lazy-Bomb?

That’s right, blame Darwin for what people do like that. booby trapping furniture? This isn’t war, this is murder and humans are not doing natural things so like that. Blaming Darwin is a misnomer I assume is done for comic effect. I am LOL .

Seems more appropriate for Liz’s older half sister Mary…