Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 26, 2017

It’s obvious to any longtime reader who these “friends” are.

um… since when were these two frenemies on each other’s contact lists?

I’m guessing this is still part of the arc about it raining on the public pools opening day.

This is totally a prank.

Just say “no”, Phoebe.

Phoebe is too gullible to resist.

And yet…we’re all curious enough to go see just what it is anyway…

Bring your helmet.

Bring someone along, or maybe a decoy or something.

Dakota’s reputation precedes her.

Don’t go Phoebe!

The last day of my high school freshman year a girl tried to trick me into going to a fake party. Even if I hadn’t overheard her ask for the address of an abandoned building I still would have known it was a prank (she was a CRAPPY actress). I just kept repeating “no”.

What’s worse is that she and I didn’t actually know each other. I didn’t know her name or any of her friends. Our only previous “conversation” was her randomly yelling an insults at me while I ignored her. I guess she heard that I was a nerd and assumed I would be desperate to hang out with a cool girl like her. At least she never bothered me again.

It’s a trap!

Admiral Akbar, “It’s a trap!”

She can say “okay” then go with Marigold to do a recon to see what she is really planning.

Everyone RUN! The End of Times has just officially been presaged!