Clay Jones for June 16, 2017

The elf on Trump’s shelf.

Would a company hire a man of his age and limited sense of morality to serve the public?

Blackwater might find a position for such a person.

the REAL “Cookie Monster”!!

Um, Commie Cookies! Another fine product of the Trumpee Company.

Keebler’s gonna sue. Oh, wait. Make that Kellogg.

Then again, Kellogg also bought the Russia-based United Bakers Group, so this toon might be an important component of their marketing.

I don’t remember what the hammer and sickle means, and if I did I couldn’t tell you because the president helped me make these cookies.

Clay Jones blog:

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions’ testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee was frustrating. He had more “I can’t recalls” than Ronald Reagan when he was answering questions about Iran/Contra.

A reader was critical of some of my short jokes directed at Sessions. It’s not so much a short joke as it is an elf joke. I’m not making Sessions a Keebler elf here entirely because he’s short. I’m making him look like the Keebler elf because he looks like the Keebler elf. It’s the same for Ted Cruz. I don’t draw him looking like Grandpa Munster because he’s a creepy, hideous, ugly-looking dude. I draw him as Grandpa Munster because he looks like Grandpa Munster. He also looks like Mr. Haney from Green Acres.

Truly laughable – Clay Jones wins loon-of-the-day today

Way to refute a point the cartoon didn’t even try to make!