Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 08, 2017

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 7 years ago

    Dressed that way, he will be noticed.

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    Dtroutma  almost 7 years ago

    Uh, but is he planning to come back?

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    Superfrog  almost 7 years ago

    He’ll be stopped at the airport as a fashion terrorist.

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    Watcher  almost 7 years ago

    You should see how some of the people dress here in China, unbelievable…

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    Varnes  almost 7 years ago

    I’m a man…I have no idea of the rules of dress. Colors? Patterns? What the hell are you talking about?….I’m a man…I need not know…..Right sleave, left sleave is all I know….Kinda like his tie though…..

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    sandpiper  almost 7 years ago

    But, he isn’t wearing running shoes

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    dl11898  almost 7 years ago

    you could always renew his subscription to GQ (gentleman’s quarterly).

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    DanFlak  almost 7 years ago

    Is there an answer to this question other than, “I guess not.” After decades of being told by relatives and friends that I dressed like a dork, I’ve finally learned to dress myself. I match the elephants with the elephants, the giraffes with the giraffes … You old timers know what I mean.

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    Amra Leo  almost 7 years ago

    My fashion consists of t-shirts and jeans. Biggest problem is deciding which t-shirt I want for the day…

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  almost 7 years ago

    Oh come on, checks and stripes don’t go together… but stars and stripes do?

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    Rauderi  almost 7 years ago

    “Travel restriction”? Let’s just call it what it is: a fashion ban! frothygargle

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    jessie d. Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    the ultimate dandy in dress is the simpleton who unfortunately for us occupies the eecutive office. He appears to wear the same outfit, i.e., navy suit with shoulders too broad, sleeves too long, long red tie taped to stay in place which it never does. Morally, competently he is an empty suit with Putin the real owner of his wardrobe. I cry for our blessed country and the majority of Americans decent, good people who deserve better.

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    mikeyman  almost 7 years ago

    His suitcase is filled with bad taste he will unleash on some unsuspecting country.

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    locoboilerguy  almost 7 years ago

    Maybe he is a aluminum siding salesman. If so he is perfect.

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Restrictions even the Supreme Court would uphold!

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    Linguist  almost 7 years ago

    Retirement fashion consists of blue jeans/cargo shorts matched tastefully with t-shirts/tank tops and flip-flops/sneakers !

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    BiathlonNut  almost 7 years ago

    The fashon industry, especially the women’s fashon industry, is a scam.

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    KEA  almost 7 years ago

    only when worn with a white belt and two-tone shoes

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    Germanshepherds4ever  almost 7 years ago

    Wiley you are a hoot! LOL

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    Peam Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Yup, have that conversation about twice a week.

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    kaffekup   almost 7 years ago

    My wife’s concern is not that how I dress makes me look bad, it’s that it makes her look bad.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Hey! Be nice to him. Maybe he’s a used car salesman going to an out of state austo auction. In that case, he’s perfectly dressed.

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    GiantShetlandPony  almost 7 years ago

    Perusing through the comments, I seem to be in good company with the fashionably challenged. :P :D Never worried about what’s ‘trendy.’ People who worry whether their outfit is ‘in’ this year, generally have more money than sense. Sometimes without the money part….

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    sml7291 Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    One of the many things I appreciated about military service was that I never needed to think about what to wear. I had my nice blue outfit or I dressed like a tree… either way not much deciding to do. I frequently had a choice which to wear, but I only had to pick from the two which ain’t that hard.

    The other nice bit was everyone had a name tag and I didn’t need to learn a name, just read from the tag… that was one of the harder parts of being a civilian when I retired from the service, no name tags. It’s over twenty years later and I still have trouble putting names to faces, especially for folks I only see occasionally.

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