Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 06, 2017

Corn-on-the-cob Popsicles.

Malted Artichoke.

Wheat, Barley, and Hops Smoothies. (Fermented if you have ID.)

If you carrot all about healthy eating, peas lettuce show you that our cropsicles can’t be beet….

They’re sure to a peel to your wheat tooth!

I can barley make a pun out of this one…

A real croppy selection of flavors there…

I thought aliens made cropcicles.

So…he never actually got a brain, did he?

He had no idea the business would take off with the hip adult Munchkins.

And just where did he pull the ingredients from?

Ok, I think I get the idea that “Cropsicles” are made with crops. Not brilliant, not laugh out loud funny, but I get it. Now why is the Scarecrow selling them? What’s the point of that?

Looks like he’s trying to treat them with cornedness. This proves that one doesn’t have to be corned to be kind. I bet he has the market cornered.

thank god the scarecrow isn’t a plumber.

@Paullp: His name is Victor. In the fields of crops, he’s the most outstanding individual! He does tend to make straw man arguments, but who else keeps a 365/7/24 watch on a growth industry. It’s a no-brainer that he would find a new market.

He’s out to make a bundle of money and to buy more and more farmland. Because he heard somewhere that to the Victor go the soils…

Since I only have a small plot of land, I use a sickle to harvest some of my crops.

Every night before bed i have some ice-cream.

My dog gets some rice with lite vanilla ice cream melted into it.

Rice Cream!

I think I saw this truck on the road between Dog River and Wullerton (SPIT) a few years ago while traveling to Saskatoon (My cousin’s wife is from there and she wanted to see the place)